Shotgun Diplomacy Finaly Comes Through for Bush in Dokdo/Takeshema Controversy

Pyongyang- Troubled by the imminent possibility of a North Korean missile test, President Bush has made the first diplomatic decision of his career that is supported by most of his peers. With trouble looming between Japan and North Korea over the test, the doors to diplomacy between the two nations were opened last weekend by a surprisingly enthusiastic American contingent.
“I just had a harebrained idea and without Rummi around to tell me I was wrong I decided to pitch it.” Said Bush before throngs of supporters at a United Nations Gala Monday.
“As you know our military is fairly busy right now.” He continued to a chorus of laughs “And all reports out of Asia tell us that those crazy Koreans won’t shut up about that stupid rock out there in the middle of the ocean, which continues to escalate Korean/Japanese tensions. It would be a drastic blow to our armed forces should a conflict arise in the southeast, so I got ‘em all together and told the North Koreans to go ahead with their test just as long as they aim it at the rock.”
It seems as though the South Koreans got on board right away.
“They just said: ‘Let’s give it to ‘em after all, let them re-name it Takeshema and when the North blows it up it’ll go along way towards helping with our re-unifications plan’”. Said a beeming Bush.
The Japanese who seemed to have little or no idea about a rock in the waters between the two countries agreed simply because the missiles were no longer going to be fired over their country.
Possibly the only person opposing this great plan is United Nations Ambassador and World Bank Leader runner-up, Bono. The Irishman has recently been campaigning for all of the Asian nations to donate 1% of their GDP in aid to the impoverished citizens of Dokdo. He added: “It seems that throughout history the American way of dealing with things has been to blow it up and this has to stop now!”
When told of these comments, a witty Bush had this to say: “If Bono knew anything about American history he’d know that Martin Luther King Jr. was shot in the afternoon, not the early morning as he claims. The CIA paid good money for that assassination so get it right you bozo!”
That’s telling ‘em Georgy boy!