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Monday, July 03, 2006

Pope Benedict forced to ask: What would Jesus do?


Vatican City - With the upcoming World Cup Semi final game pitting Germany against Italy, our current pope has a very difficult decision to make. Who should he cheer for?
Should he root for Germany, the country of his birth? Or should he be pulling for Italy, the country in which he currently resides?
With Jesus only available to the Pope for more serious questions like what he should do about birth control and gay marriage, this one's gonna be tough.
However, if we leave Jesus out of it for a second and the Pope seeks to only fulfill God's wishes, he could turn to another deity in his own right: The God of song, Mr. Bob Dylan, who would most assuredly remind Benedict that "[...] the Germans have god on their side."

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